Great Truths That Little Children Have Learned

I do not know where these words of wisdom came from. But I do agree.

1. No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
2. When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
3. If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
4. You can't trust a dog to watch your food.
5. You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
6. Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.