Great Truths About Growing Old

The last of the great truths...... I am sure you know more???

1. Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
2. Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
3. When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
4. It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
5. Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes it come alone.

Hope this helps you feel a little cooler.