Great Truths That Adults Have Learned.

I found More Truths:

1. Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.
2. Wrinkles don't hurt.
3. Families are like fudge..mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
4. Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.
5. Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.